[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total: 1

[x] You have run into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same melody.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the the Matrix and still dont get it it.
[ ] You didnt notice that in the last question that it was spelled twice
[ ] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
total so far: 7

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/ eyes/ cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] You just laughed.
total so far: 7

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your inside voice.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far: 8

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnt realize it
[x] Youve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far: 9

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont even when you know it wont happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when your confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When youre laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total: 10

Multiply by 4.

I am 40% blonde... XP